Oh yes!!

type of vibe i’m on

Of course this terrifying child is playing a Theremin. OF COURSE. #severance

me when i accidently say something mean because i’m in a bad mood

if you send me a surprise alarm at 4:45am i'm sending u to god

cat armor

The best cow (and) post you’ll see on the internet today 😉 Happy #coosday from Morven ❤️ #arnbegfarmstayscotland #highlandcow #morven

me buying something i didn’t need because i had a bad day

I just realized today is only Tuesday and fell to my knees in agony

can’t tell if she’s going to fix my plumbing or kill me but i’m down for either

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon.

The last hour of work i be on straight bullshit i ain’t lying

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez: "Elon Musk is not a scientist, he is not an engineer. He is a billionaire con man with a lot of money."

Margaret didn’t have to do Barbara dirty like that 😭😭 #AbbottElementary

This is what a real president looks like

yooo mario and luigi

Ramadan Mubarak! As the holy month of spiritual reflection, fasting, prayer, community, and charity begins, Sesame Workshop wishes children and families around the world a month filled with blessings, health, and happiness.

It would have been less embarrassing if JD had just fucked the couch he was sitting on.