Me at ChatGPT:

inventaron una forma de hacerse injertos de pelo y no quedarse pelados y una forma de sumarse altura y no ser enanos y nosotras seguimos resongando que el método anticonceptivo mas tranqui te da 3 acv

Quiero que la vivienda vuelva a ser asequible y que los tomates vuelvan a tener este color

bisbal realmente es mi persona favorita sobre la tierra

ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

asi se siente decir “pero es q eso no es lo fuerte” a tu grupo de amigas cuando estas contando chisme

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭

We live in a world where this man is begging for 30M to cure cancer while Elon Musk makes that same amount in 1.5 hours

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

How i read

Believe the victims. Believe women and girls. Believe the survivors. That’s all you have to do. Stop asking what was she wearing, was she drinking, did she ask for it. Nothing justifies rape. Believe the victims. Punish the rapists.

si el guiri no va al balcó el balcó anirà al guiri

Dios es impresionante lo que me cuesta levantarme soy este todos los días de mi vida

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

No, no quiero agarrar el teléfono y scanear el QR para ver el menú, quiero la carta, por favor, que vuelva la cartaaaAAAAAAAAA

remember that men's baldness is studied more than endometriosis and PCOS

So you admit that men's greatest fear is being treated like they have treated women? Hmm