Goooooooood foooking morning you beautiful bunch. Hope everyone had a great Friday night and a hangover free morning.

Well good morning and happy Sunday you sexy bunch. Have a good one .

Morning sexy ones, posting boobie pics as twitter seems to have set my timeline to angry Muslim posts, and I'm not waking up to angry Mohammad every day 🤣

Keir Starmer Whoever is writing these posts for this bloke, please stop

Gooooood morning beautiful ones. Wetter then bonnie blues bang bus out there today.

Last year 'King Charles' was given around £86 million to fund his lavish lifestyle. This year it has gone up to a whopping £132 million. Why? All the extra profits from 'green energy' his Crown Estate makes. A literal parasite.

Gooooood morning o beautiful people. Another wet morning, oi calm down you pervs. Have a good one

Just seen a post over on face fuck. Teenagers in Nottingham are wanting to paid the same as the older workers in jobs? Self entitled little fuck cunts. You start at the bottom and earn the big money, you don't cry and bitch on social media about it.

Been saying it for years. The internet jokes about it, but I bet you it's true. I mean look at the mcrib!!!!

Not in my home town your not you bunch of pen pushing fuck cunts. Happy Christmas 🖕🖕🖕

Just a quick shout out to all the chefs on here. 17 days down. 8 days to go. You got this 💪💪

Gooooood morning beautiful ones. Almost there with the Xmas menus. Had a absolutely blast cooking it this year, no complaints, no random tables of 4 turning up unbooked. Hope you all have a great merry Christmas, eat what you want, drink what you want, and be merry 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

Gooooood morning sexy ones, up early to get the breakfast with Santa food on the go at work. Have a great day and a happy Christmas.

Well all of the Christmas meals have been cooked, breakfast with Santa done. Number of items from Xmas menu eaten by me this month Turkey:24 portions Pigs in blankets: 75 Yorkshire puddings: 23 Cheesecake: 36 Perks of the job people 😜

3 days In and cunty customer of the year is some dried up old wizard sleeve saying my fried eggs weren't cooked. I've cooked more eggs then you've had cocks (probably). No fuck cuntface. Happy Saturday everyone 😊

Spanish chorizo and chicken in the slow cooker. My place smells foooking amazing at the moment

Only in the UK could you get china moving into a embassy lol. Couldn't make it up. Wonder how many payoffs that one took to get approved 🤑🤑🤑🤑

Double scotch egg and hot sauce 😋

It's been a while since you lot got a good morning pic of my old mug. Happy Tuesday you beautiful lot. Have a good one 😊

Sometimes you just pop into the shop at the right time 😂