Hey ralphgarman Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop will hire a fact checker after backlash over its wellness claims x.com/i/events/10221…

Hey eddiepence! Sam's Club had your dinners already made for you even though the broccoli is probably gah-ross.

Hey ralphgarman, Little Snack for you from Publix. x.com/Publix/status/…

Happy birthday to the only guy that would make me want to get on a plane and travel from Florida to California for a live show. I hope you know how many lives you touch just by being you! Enjoy your special day bud! ralphgarman

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By the way, you never needed to learn the name of Dr. Fauci during the Ebola Crisis, because Barack Obama just fucking took his advice.

I can't believe Twitter invoked the 25th Tweetmendment.

Hey J. Michael Straczynski , thought you would find this interesting!

Hey Jeopardy!. It’s Rear Window not “The Window”.