wait until the dads, brads, and chads find out that Taylor already has a song about them 🤭

Champagne Problems covered by Noah Kahan is EXACTLY what I needed to start my day ✨🥂

Not gonna lie, I think we need a T-Pain Super Bowl halftime show.

The guy controlling the volume for Usher’s mic during the halftime show: #SuperBowl

usher gyrating for his life meanwhile travis kelce is backstage busting wooden barrels over his coach’s head like donkey kong

thinking about how so many men bet against taylor swift and lost money

I'm never getting a presale code ever again

When your custom character is in a cutscene of a video game

me and who

big night for annoying people (aka me)

me in the theater with a bottle of rosé in my bag watching the amazing spider-man 1 and 2 on the big screen again

My 8 year old did not have school today and so she came to the law school. Halfway through a class that I am teaching, she silently holds this sign in front of her.

so i leap from the gallows and i levitate down your street

Me as a heterosexual woman scream-singing Chappell Roan and Renee Rapp in my room all day.

“i love you” ★☆☆☆☆ “dreaming of you when i’m asleep, and in fact preferring sleep because that is where i might find you. a feeling that is like torture. but one which i cannot, will not, do not want to give up” ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

IM SO DAMN SEATED

you think you just fell out of a cherry tree?