saying “what’s up beast” to my 93 year old grandma

Yeah I'll be real that's basically what I assumed it was up to

Can’t believe Denzel Washington was doing this off 20 shots of Grey Goose

Imagine these babies on a hot dog. Fuck

what your coworker shows you when you’re having the worst shift of your life

I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.

so I actually just wouldn’t be in this situation

me creating problems for myself just so i get a dopamine rush when i solve them

I don’t hate Wagon Wheel, I just don’t wanna hear anybody besides OCMS play it

The masculine urge to slowly bleed out here

me trying to communicate i want to leave

Rolling around in the mud feels so good when you don't have a doe in your ear telling you it's nasty

DEMOCRAT- what about women’s rights? REPUBLICAN- what about our border? TOREY LOVULLO- Scott McGough grab a bat you’re up

I would nuke New Zealand just to get rid of this retarded dance

baghdad? for free? i'm so happy!

Also, the art/font/branding for this album is soooo so so good. Maybe my favorite aesthetic for a record ever.

"are you sure you want to close OneDrive" buddy I've never been more certain of anything in my life

Thinking Morgan Wallen's version of "Cover Me Up" is better than the original.