The only job I need is a blow job #classic

Stupid things @forteys22 says "Do you think fish really go to school?"

This is to all you drama fanatic bitches for turning twitter into Facebook #fuckyou

“Party Problems: That friend who's always down to party >” @DJ_nobodynoez Kay McMahon

Don't know why million dragon is open right now but I couldn't be happier #munchies

Parents are gone who wants to get fucked up 🍻☁️

Tits or ass? Why not both? #Equality

Woman working in hard wear stores isn't right #yalldumbasfuck

#tmlt at least mj is playing through the loud speakers #dontstoptillyougetenough

Sorry fans, we don’t have a button for this.

Tosh.0>>>

Shamrock shake right now 👌

Eventful day in the woods ❄️🌲

Sums up the day #wheelin

When the pimps in the crib ma #dropitlikeitshot

Let the good times roll

Yelling "more tongue!" To couples kissing in public never gets old

#stilldrunk

Going to be a rough day at work #toodrunk