[frets about literally everyone]

//going 2 sleep my friends!! hope u enjoyed sam's rapidly thinning ask.com disguise!!

i think i think if hank and/or kurt is stitch that makes me nani

[scrolls down twitter] [sees link to john's ask.fm] [reads] [gives roberto da costa a 'frick is this shit' look]

//Sam is a little stressed because all of this is clearly upsetting Roberto /and/ hank. So if he's not as nice as usual, it's that

//congrats to hot bobby and john for managing to get their shit fixed!!

not a g a i n

done with petri dish done with bobby done with johnny done

//GLORY HALLELUJAH FUCKING FINALLY

//sam should quit the superhero business and become a relationship counselor

[sighs]

[leans against hank's bedroom door, guarding from anyone who'd interrupt his sleep]

it has come to my attention that honeybees are in danger and that is just not acceptable.

have i mentioned my boyfriend is the most adorable person in this whole dang place? 'cause he is.

PSA:

friends disappear too frequently and it saddens my soul

haaaaaaank's gonna swiiiiiing from the chandelieeeeer from the chandelieeeeeeeeer

[shows up at the mansion belatedly, looking a little worse for wear, with a seven year old girl with scaly purple skin in tow]

"nice to meet you, other gay cousin! listen, i know we're at a wedding but we're going to have to battle for dominance EVENTUALLY, so…"