the human has only smiled once today. it was when i rolled over. with my feets in the air. and sneezed. it wasn’t on purpose. but they seemed to really enjoy it. so since then. i’ve been lying on my back. desperately trying to sneeze

Shout out to the amazing trio from West Midlands Ambulance Service #HelpUsHelpYou who came out to my gran today. So patient, caring, professional. Cannot thank you enough! Stay safe all

This is truly shocking. The US police are out of control.

Good allies listen and educate themselves #BlackLivesMatter

THE ELEPHANT ALSO PUTS THE HAT ON ITS OWN HEAD. THE ELEPHANT MAKES A JOKE AND PRETENDS TO WEAR THE HAT AND I THINK MY HEART JUST BURST.

This looks like a public apology after you lost control of your dinosaur park.

A £10,000,000,000 Test and Trace system, being run on a £129 Microsoft Excel licence really does emphasise how much the private sector profiteers from our healthcare. Embarrassing response from Hancock in the chamber.

We sacrificed so much to buy the government time to build an effective Test and Trace system. They handed it to private contractors, messed it up, and now we're back to square one. We should be beyond furious.

Today's Downing Street press conference has now been delayed twice. There's a good argument that the Prime Minister's office, by quite a long way, is the worst run major organisation in the country. None of these people could hold down a normal job.

#FreeSchoolMeals On the left £30 of food. On the right what private company Chartwells have supplied having been awarded a government contract to supply for £30 free school meals. Utterly shameful profiteering off some of the country's most disadvantaged kids!

Telling women not to leave their homes in case of attack is basically acknowledging it's dangerous to be a woman. So how about finally addressing the threats to women, instead of addressing the women under threat?

Do we want to talk about the contraceptive pill having a higher potential blood clot rate than the AstraZeneca vaccine? Or are we too tired?

The Health Secretary Matt Hancock has been handed a 15% stake in a firm called Topwood Limited. In March this year, Topwood Limited were awarded two NHS contracts worth a total of £300k. Topwood Limited also just happen to be owned by Mr Hancock's sister. Truly astonishing.

Word of the day is ‘spuddle’ (17th century): to work ineffectively; to be extremely busy whilst achieving absolutely nothing.

>10000 people have died of covid since 19 Jul when all restrictions were lifted. At current rates 8000+ will not live to celebrate xmas. At least half of them would not die if we retain some measures considered mild by most other countries. As a country we just don't care.

Doing the thing: Post a picture of some landscape from a place where you've been, where the main requirement is that you NOT appear in it. Just a picture no description

💖🌈GIVEAWAY💖🌈 I’ve loved being a part of the #OurFramesMeanLove project and I love you all so I’m gonna give away one of these paintings (whichever the winner wants) plus some mini prints to someone who RT’s this and follows me 💖 I’ll pick someone on the 1st of May 🥰💖🌈

Some people call me weird, but actually, I'm just super creative in every way.

Donald Trump, a self-confessed sexual assaulter, being named Time's Person of the Year over Gisele Pelicot, who was drugged & raped by her husband & 100 men for YEARS, and who waived anonymity to change the world for women, shows you exactly why women are rightly fucking ANGRY.