Weekends aren’t rest days anymore.

i’ll always remember who was postin they fortnite wins on snapchat

Wait until they find out Top Gun is a Navy school 💀

Plz Instagram I don’t wanna see ppls stories over and over again

You should be able to kill someone in Mario Kart

Harsh Truth: You'll literally never know what you want to be when you grow up. The idea that you should know what you want to do with your life by the time you are 20 is one of the worst lies we are told. I spent years stressing out over my lack of a clearly defined path...

ADHD is like 50% not working, 50% working frantically to make up for the not working part, 50% thinking about the work I should be doing (but not actually working), and 50% not sleeping (but trying to).

Seasonal depression seems fake until it’s 40° and sunny in February and it feels like you just entered the gates of Heaven

me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:

Ahh, finally some free time so I can catch up on stuff! [proceeds to do nothing, in an overwhelmy sort of way]

getting an emotional support venti iced chai latte light ice

every time ppl talk about how wild they were in high school im just like damn…i was just doing my homework fr

i'm not paying student loans if there are aliens sorry