yearning for the touch of a man has lost it’s luster, i’m bored. someone play games with me or something (touching/kissing is still on the table tho)

Yaoi this and yaoi that. Yao about you do your job and get off twitter?

14 hour, nonstop road trip to truly test our bond. one of us may die

i hate you. why did you have to teach me to love, and then leave me behind? now i'm left all alone, with a bleeding heart and a lonely grave.

it’s almost that time of year again. one year it’ll just be a another day of the week instead of feeling like some sour anniversary to look forward to. I do wonder how soon that’ll be, this sucks

fly me to the moon plays idly in my head constantly

was not notified I’d be trudging through the woods for today’s crime scene and now I’m covered in bug bites

i went most of the today without remembering what day it was, which is better than usual

I have been having suspiciously normal days recently. It usually doesn’t go this long without an incident occurring

Ach, I’ve got such a headache tonight

i woke up hotter than i was yesterday !

Would you believe me if I said I burnt rice yesterday?

Oh. Would you look at that

you're a ghost, a hauting dream. hold me close, stay with me.

Pros and Cons of having me as your malewife Cons: -Can’t cook -Subpar at cleaning Pros: -Very handsome -Looks good in an apron -Amazing personality

man

Ach, my hand aches. I have to stop neglecting my finger stretches

Had a little gig recently, nothing huge. It was quite nice until a light fell from the ceiling. No one was hurt, thankfully, but it was frightening in the moment

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! And happy Halloween!