we did have a great night, yes? ( taking a seat on his own towel. )

why don’t we make it a more common occurrence?

only to those i like and tolerate. consider yourself a lucky man.

oh, really?

and why’s that?

hmm, maybe i am a little lucky, then~.

YOU’RE FIRED! YOU FILTHY, DIRTY EXCUSE OF AN ACTOR! ( pushing an ex-actor out the building, slamming the doors SHUT. )

( a chuckle at the gesture. ) charmed, truly. why must you have this effect on me?

temp pinned. Father Ilario Conti. Oc for the TDI / DC VERSE. Muse is 53 years old. Art used by Malice.

i think i deserve a kiss.

isn’t being handsome enough?

see~ was that so hard now? ( stealing another small kiss. )

fool, i'm a professional alcoholic.

yes?

alright then . . move along.

barbmalice.⠀ ekram’s kids! they’re so iconic

i bet some of you wish to know what it’s like to have successful kids such as mine. ( cough ) derian ( cough )

what’s going on?