jumping on the bed #NothingCouldEverGoBad

Statistics is easy basically there’s a 50/50 chance of anything happening

“buy”sexual. “fee”male. ladies and gentlemen it’s all about money isn’t it……

strategically calling an ambulance to clear a path for my doordash driver

I do wat I feel

The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme

Are grapes like a berry or like whats up? Not googling, dont want the answer.

eating a sandwich, listening to music whatever song im with it. The only thing that could ruin this is an honest reflection on my life

(after my card declines) Strange. That account has 1 million dollars in it

you might need to serve time 4 this ngl

That dawg in me lowkey a cat

i should be allowed to know everything. i can handle it

chief keef's plans are measured in centuries

This is legitimately a stain on the history of the sport of basketball