Adding “but idk tho” to your advice in case you mess their life up

I like direct deposit

When Shania Twain says “Let’s go girls” I could kick a door down

Me: i have a headache WebMD: and it’ll be your last

turbotax: do you have any dependants? me: i am the backbone of several groupchats

Every college student knows the importance of 11:59pm

ahh sounds so fun but i already have plans

we need a 5% battery warning. that 10% don’t scare me😂

“You break it, you buy it” -me trying to get my dad to pay for therapy

some people can FaceTime me randomly, others cannot. know your role.

HEAVY ON PRAYER CAUSE WITHOUT GOD I AM NOTHING.

Idk who made this but I love you