I was about to stop overthinking then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat

So i matched with this guy and we decided to meet for dinner. He looked amazing in person. Clean outfit, nice smile, great conversation. Honestly a 10/10. After we ate, he suggested we walk to a nearby park and sit for a bit. Cool idea. But when we got there, he started throwing

Ngl, I see why the disciples woke Jesus 😭.

Don’t EVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

My daughter's teacher said that she talks so much that she placed her next to the nonverbal child in the classroom and the child now speaks

“zohran’s wife tweeted bad stuff at age 15” ok have you seen what the president of the United States is currently tweeting at age 79

10:30am is really a ridiculous time to stop selling breakfast.

when you tell an older black lady to have a good day and she say “you too baby”

They want LeBron

Psalm 73:26 NLT My health may fail, and my spirit may grow weak, but God remains the strength of my heart; he is mine forever.

I don’t think pregnant women should have to do anything, actually. Like you are making eyeballs in your body. You got enough going on.

There should be a special place in hell for people who hurt animals, I really feel for this poor little guy!

Tiger Woods is both the best and worst driver in history

I am never deleting this app.

Y’all really think babies be kissing you… they trying to eat you 😭

just saw a mother trying to get a toddler off the ground, she went “please stand up.” multiple times before sighing and saying “will the real slim shady please stand up” and the child finally listened HELLO ??? 😭

Black people are between 12- 15% of the u.s. population. Black people are almost 40% of the jail population. Doesn't that seem wrong. You pay 12% of your income as tithe to a church. That church uses 40% of its income for private planes and cars. Doesn't that seem like a sin.