The Strait of Hormuz isn’t social media. If someone blocks you, you can’t just block them back.

Obinna aniweke ring moja na huyu youth leader...niwapee holiday

Amka useme damn tena.

As in???

Kenya’s government creates a problem that didn’t exist, then offers a solution that doesn’t solve it.

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

Beefing with a Pope from the south side of Chicago is legit crazy work

When your card declines at Mama Lucy Hospital and they send in Goon Gaucho to investigate

"Wagonjwa wa sukari walambishwe chumvi"

Can’t describe the works on Ole Shapara road by Nairobi Water other than mediocre. From how they leave the site (it’s like a doctor leaving blades and syringes everywhere after use!) to how long it has been to sort out the drainage. Sakaja Arthur Johnson

Safaricom watching me buy airtel bundles via mpesa

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Mikora. 🤣

Future historians will call this legendary trolling 😂

trent and jude driving fede to the hospital

Adding Mourinho to that locker room is essentially throwing a live Grenade into it

Perez is seeing Real Madrid crash and burn from within and his solution is to introduce Jose Mourinho to the party.

🤣🤣🤣

Sugar guardian is crazy though 😭

The only person who can resolve the war in Real Madrid! Donald J. Trump