every clip from a trump cabinet confirmation hearing plays like this

i hope my account gives this vibe

1. Vaccines do not cause autism. 2. Even if they did (THEY DO NOT), autism is not worse than dying of preventable diseases.

‘I Love Thrifting!’ Says Woman Who Loves Buying Things No Matter the Circumstances: ow.ly/gMtu50VsQVr

that em dashes are a dog whistle for ChatGPT use is devastating to me, who has been using em dashes constantly and probably incorrectly for years. First all the water and now em dashes.. what else will you lazy freaks take from me

Vatican City after electing an American Pope

TAKE ME TO YOUR BEST FRIEND’S HOUSE I LOVED YOU THEN AND I LOVE YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!

teenagers in the 2010s were writing literal full length books of fan fiction on tumblr AFTER school

Abortion is illegal in Texas. You are praising God for low income women in east Texas losing what was possibly their only access to pre-natal care and cancer screenings. E.V.I.L.

“aquaman moses” kind of redundant in a way

how it feels to be 25

actually taylor being persistent about never closing off her heart after one disappointment and trauma after another for years and years while the world made jokes about it and then finding the right fit in her 30s is a fairytale in itself and should be the real story always

Y’all be treating ChatGpt like it’s the magic conch