This is what I felt like last night

frank after helping engineer the corona virus so he doesn’t have to perform at Coachella

me randomly in public so everyone knows i’m the main character x.com/findurmeme/sta…

About to start emailing my classmates a picture of my fit every week. This sucks

Oh to be a drunken elephant asleep in a tea garden unaware of the world around me

glad zoboomafoo isn’t alive to see all this

“Sucks right?” - zoo animals

stop calling it police brutality and start calling it for what it is: murder change.org/p/mayor-jacob-…

Black Lives Matter

US high schools make you read “To Kill a Mockingbird” and are like “that’s enough learning about racism”😌

mentally i’m here

Last year Republicans blasted a firehose of hatred + vitriol my way because I treated myself to a $250 cut & lowlights on my birthday. Where’s the criticism of their idol spending $70k on hairstyling? Oh, it’s nowhere because they’re spineless, misogynistic hypocrites? Got it.