Always "Psycho killer, Qu'est-ce que c'est", never "Psycho killer, comment ça va?"

One of the speakers outside the Supreme Court today was Norman Wong, 76, the direct descendant of Wong Kim Ark, the Chinatown cook who was behind the 1898 case that affirmed birthright citizenship for all. It was not until much later in life that Wong found out about his

There is a TESLA parked outside MY HOUSE and the CAR ALARM is going off and the CAR ALARM is the FUCKING DRACULA THEME SONG and THIS HAS BEEN PLAYING ON LOOP for FOUR HOURS (and counting) you can’t make this SHIT up

they always ask why the chicken crossed the road, but never the crow - and why did I come to a stop and watch the whole thing?

Disclaimer: NIST's official stance on stealing is 'Please don't.' Our unofficial stance is 'Seriously, please don't.'

shen looking for cake while sipping on his 150% sugar dunkin

the face of a boy who really really wants me to turn off the wind for him

#こんな時代だからこそみんなアライグマを見て心を落ち着かせようぜ

what if baby jane doe is the one who broke robby’s motorcycle have we considered this

3 p.m. on a friday if I've ever seen it

do you think melania will hire erika kirk's pyrotechnics guy

*me running at him full speed with a baseball bat* too big…TOO BIG

It's happening...

hi guys

Do the Pokémon scalpers have real jobs or do they just hang around in Safeway basements like creeps every day?

can we send the aliens another golden record, but this time it’s just vore?

bisexual Royals… Lorde’s impact 😌↕️