how old were you when you realized “arby’s” is just pronounced as RB’s which is short for roast beef? i was today years old

Nickelback and Cardi B should do a song together

We have an intern named James. God blessed James with an incredible amount of confidence to the point of arrogance. God did not, however, bless James with any amount of common sense or intelligence. These are his stories.

Being an adult means not having your bed pushed up against a corner. That is literally the only criteria

#newfriends DELTA ZETA EPSILON NU #BearUp 👍🏽4️⃣ your ⏰✌🏽🏙‼️

3 years later and I still dont know when my sorority bill is due but what I do know is that its gonna be paid late everytime.

I emailed this to Kansas City Chiefs but I also know the power of twitter. Retweet or tag Kansas City Chiefs if you feel compelled. Thank you!! ⬅️Raiders icon Travis Kelce Ty Hill NFL #ChiefsKingdom

It’s official: Illinois is the dumbest state in the U.S.

I broke my foot in the 3rd grade dancing by myself to Cheetah girls 2 music video

So my dog locked my mom out of her car

“My fatness is a legit mystery, I shouldn’t be fat” is my new motto

Post grad depression is very real. It goes beyond whether you have a job or not lined up or a set plan. Adjusting to life without school since it’s been our life for years is enough to make someone feel lost and also comparing yourself to others is a whole other story too.

I’m here in Bikini Bottom at a little burger joint, the Krusty Krab. Their famous Krabby Patty has all the locals talking - time to check it out 🤙🏼

Ok fine I’ll say it. The people at Trader Joe’s are fucking weird

I’m giving $10,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (You know the drill following us allows us to dm you the $) Last giveaway for a long time, will show proof!

My mom wanted me to put family pics on our fridge so I uploaded pics of Guy Fieri instead