i assure you, cat owners, your house does not “smell clean”

Least buzz ever before a playoff game in this town and it's not even close. If they win Sat night, next week there will be 59 new fight songs, a rally in Market Square, the mayor will announce a new Steeler burger at Shake Shack, the Penguins will wear Steelers jersey pregame and

the next app to be banned in the US should be hinge

How TF Kenny Pickett Stupid Ass make a Super Bowl #CTESPN

Me: I really like this guy God: Well he really don’t like you

Soon as I give a hoe the benefit here comes the doubt

“SAY DRAKE…”

I send you this.. i am out of my mind and it’s too late.

imagine your opp being a cutie patootie in flared jeans like kendrick lamar

Saquon: “I did got to Penn State, so…”

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this is like the most annoying trait someone could have, and you guys need to unlearn it

wow every celebrity in the SNL audience just gave Adam Sandler a standing ovation for his song about SNL, which made him choke up

Yeah, Miller Lite please

i can’t date someone who has too many bad days and misfortunes like im sorry idk what you want me to say just get luckier bro

Instead of a box of tissues my therapist just has a handgun sitting on the table

me leaving work at 5pm without saying bye to anyone