is this a manic episode or is it just the zoomies

now THIS is anxiety

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re taking a sip and saying, “That’s good water.”

about that time of the year again

every kiss begins with k… anyone got any k?

thank yall for listening! We love ya

One of the sexiest things your man can do for you is care about the quality of the drugs you’re taking

I’m your English Teacher. Here’s the alphabet: Z E D S D E AD

Are we like this cause we drank from the hose

End of an era. We’re going to go away for a bit, but we’ll be back ♥️

my wife is putting a blanket over my crate so i think its night time

ice cream season is ending. but ice cream with a jacket on season is just beginning

the cool thing about this app is you're never the craziest one here

The only type of vehicle I can be impressed by is a food truck

we’re like 3 months away from someone claiming that seatbelts cause autism