I think my twitter fame has started to go to my head. What do I do with my life now? Have I peaked? Should I actually start posting on Twitter? Am I actually funny or did I just get lucky? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know

Ppl in Ohio be like its 48 degrees and sunny let’s get the kayak out

Coronavirus is everywhere. BOOK THAT FLIGHT. Take that trip. You probably won’t die from it, but even if you do... You wanna die with the Eiffel Tower in the background, or you wanna die with I-20 in the background? You decide.

*coronavirus infects me* the flint stone gummy I ate back in 2005:

HAA this is me in my 11am and sometimes my 1pm at this point

I think one of the highlights of my semester was last week when I accidentally wrote “times new roman” as my name on an exam and submitted it to my professor

Getting in the spirit of this quarantine by starting my 12 page paper the night before it’s due

I am happy to announce that for the first time in my academic career, the one class that I am taking credit for this semester has allowed me to finish with a 4.0! Thank you SO MUCH for the support

YES! THIS IS MY TESTIMONY!! When the Lord called me into worship ministry, I had no musical experience and I had only been singing for 3 months. NEVER doubt how He will use you when you say yes. He doesn’t call the equipped, he equips the called.

my tiktok algorithm labeled me better than my enneagram type EVER did

WHO is feeding the cats that live outside of Dirksen Row right now I am CONCERNED

Everybody’s talking about Covid but nobody’s talking about Bieber fever😕

‼️‼️‼️Leaked screenshot of texts from joe Biden’s phone ‼️‼️‼️

Clean hands pure hearts big media big tech big money good grace good God

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me at the grocery store: im going to make a mushroom risotto with herb crusted chicken and a vegetable medley! me when i get home: crackers