watching trashy reality tv while my boyfriend plays his battleship computer game across the room from me, i’m happy

god he really should’ve won the oscar for this

“but you handled it so well” thanks! i actually gave myself an autoimmune disease

so this logline alone makes me want to sob

there is literally no funnier way i could've imagined this. like that's it. that's the funniest possible version of how the olaf animatronic would power off

[boob surgery] me: I’m so nervous Bryon Noem: it’s gonna be ok don’t worry [after surgery] me, waking up: wait where’s Bryon doctor: who do you think gave you the boobs rt if you cry every time

we finally got tiff confessional so i fear that she is going home tonight. she finally got screen time but at what cost 😭 #survivor #survivor50

KAMILLA YOU WILL BE AVENGED #Survivor50

genevieve got voted out so i blocked billie eilish #Survivor50

Trump trying to find more money for war in Iran

It's because he is really really funny.

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

howard dean yelled a little too loud at the 2004 Iowa caucus and was deemed too unhinged to be president just thinking about that for no reason today

BETTER OBLIVION COMMUNITY CENTER ON SHRINKING oh this was made for meeee

everybody has eating disorder eyes now and it’s scary

hats

a theatre kids avengers

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

VIRGINIA YOU NEED TO DO A GENERATIONAL LOCK IN