You tell people Nigeria is more dangerous than war torn countries, they laugh and argue because they are in Lagos getting harrased by agberoes and can watch IG videos and tweet lol

To all $CREPE friends. Now is your time to shine. The CREPE community is massive! Thrilled to see it live in the Xend Finance 🌍 ($RWA) app very soon. Let's go!

We are cooked Nothing is real anymore

You know that episode of Rick & Morty where Rick reveals that there is an entire civilisation of people living inside his car battery who don't know that the sole purpose of their whole existence is to generate electricity to power a mad scientist's wacky space adventure car?

someone should make a vscode extension which plays "FAAAAH" sound whenever a test fails

At this rate everyone’s gonna have their own app and zero users.

Interacting with an app as a user: “this app is so buggy, why can’t they make search work it is literally so simple” Interacting with an app I helped build: “it is a miracle any of this works, quite literally proof that god exists”

This is ridiculous, because it somehow portrays Christians as people who don’t fast. I spent a few years in MFM (broke out immediately I entered Uni). I started doing 70 days fasting & prayer at 11. 6-6 is a normal thing for Christians, & we don’t even eat before 6.

And you people will be wondering why Christians do car dedication.

Not a conversation story, but my team and I have been building a puzzle game about Saints for a while, and I'm excited its finally going live soon. Would love to hear what you think 🙏

“From tomorrow until next Saturday, you will see the Catholic church in its cultic form. You'll see different rituals. Stay focused world people. don’t panic” 😁😂😂😂

Please don’t propose to me on my graduation day. That day is for me Your own job is to be doing video and shouting “woo woo,that’s my babe!!”

You see this particular post?? You must not understand, just reshare pls so it will get to the people who need it. You will be unconsciously saving a woman.

Ambitious people are my type. I can’t even hide it, once you start talking about doing impossible work, the kind of talk that inspires greatness, you have my allegiance till the wheels fall off. We may fail (woefully) but we will never be guilty of not trying.

Ok. Here is an explanation. In Catholic theology, incense symbolizes reverence, prayer rising to God, and recognition of God’s grace at work in a person or sacred reality. Incensing usually takes place during liturgical celebrations. The things/persons commonly incensed in the

37? 31? 33? Now we are begging 80yrs Olds not to run for office.

The average Nigerian talent is a generalist. It’s that apparent "lack of focus" that feels that they’re not up to par when you ask for niche knowledge. But to a foreigner that is used to niche talent, they see nigerian talent as “omo, hope I’m not underpaying this lad o?”. But