We go to bed at 7:15. Did project goldfish crackers win the Target startup pep fest thing?

Normally a perfect use-case for one of those frowny face smart phone graphics, but those are also just our normal faces, so confusing. Who’s going to cover the deals we don’t do now?

Wait a sec. Rick Brimacomb, Founder of Brimacomb Capital, Proclaimed Venture Capitalist who ‘fuels emerging companies’, founded of world famous ‘network pretender investors connect’, actually made a single (one) investment over his career?! Preposterous. tech.mn/news/2019/04/1…

Reminder: if we are on a panel of previously important people, and describe the type of investment we LOVE RN, which matches *exactly* what you do - don’t get in touch with us. We obviously weren’t serious. Makes it weird for both of us.

Still waiting.

What about a ‘former but now retired’ and/or ‘group’ of BigCo middle managers? Asking for some friends..

People, I just had coffee with AARP Angels of MN Never stop pursuing the truth

How’s the train fund going? Thinking about allocating some of the LP dollars while we look for our next winner. Nothing safer than rail cars. x.com/donohuepatrick…

Look how the startup founder keeps its head down amidst the winds of naysayers, pretenders, previously important people and posers. Astonishing. x.com/bbcspringwatch…

Heyyyyyy....We thought StemoniX (acquired by AxoSim) invented mini brains?? Glad we passed on them (best passing record in MN still intact). x.com/frankmedalley/…

Hogwash! x.com/mspbjgrayson/s…

We prefer lotus notes on Linux. Also, that personal computer appears to be on the ground. Which physically, would put us in a ridiculous predicament. x.com/benbowman651/s…

In no particular order: facsimile, icy hot, Rolodex, carbon copies, leeches, personal checks, novelty checks, petroleum distillate, malt shops and suit coats with jeans. x.com/charlieyouakim…

Neat update x.com/adamevers/stat…

We’d like to take a moment to thank one of our sponsors: Hammer Made shirts! - Helping old boring white guys feel “edgy” since 2012.

Neat blog post from guy giving advice about thing he’s never done: x.com/rochesterrisin…