What stage of capitalism is it when the whole store has to be locked up because nobody can afford to buy anything so everyone just has to steal everything instead

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING

If you wonder why the DHS Secretary brought $3,000 in cash to dinner, consider that she’s reportedly having an affair with her unofficial top aide. (Both are married and may want to keep certain expenditures off of their credit card bills.)

or we can normalise working fewer hours so we can nap at home and live our fucking life.

Be better shoplifters folks. This shows they’re scared of us and will stop at nothing to keep us from our daily needs. It’s always been a fight. Now they just want it to be fleshed out apparently. Well we have the numbers. Shoplifting is your civic duty!

Anyone else notice what I do about this group? Mostly younger and less seasoned officials…how come the younger of you folks get it but the older don’t?! Cuz the older don’t deserve their place anymore. Fuck all you old fucks who held up our right to free healthcare!!!

They make every little part of their job sound like it’s fucking crazy….they sit behind desks and argue about whether we deserve healthcare. That’s it. Otherwise we wouldn’t have FUCKING NAZIS!!!!

See, younger reps and senators know how to lead. The old folks have gotten too comfortable and need an ousting!!!! Chuck Schumer for example. Doesn’t say a word about genocide but cares deeply about the continued funding of Harvard….

Good thing that Harvard isn’t in Gaza cuz if it was Chuck Schumer wouldn’t give a fuck about it going under…

Land of the free...

New friend!

Cool! If you didn't know... all of the female orcs and nords are voiced by me!

TY Congresswoman Sara Jacobs for calling out Hegseth re: wasting taxpayer dollars on a makeup studio 🤡 Meanwhile the man in the back was fighting for his life 🤣

Reddest state in New England bitching about the people they helped elect? Go figure. Maybe they should be more like Maine and Mass.

A fucking child runs our country with his gang of schoolyard bullies and cronies.

Heard Charlie Kirk died of a gunshot. Good riddance! Fuck that Nazi prick and everyone who ever listened to him! One down, time to get more! Ban me. Idgaf! Nazis dying is good.

Katie Johnson sued Donald Trump for rарing her when she was 13-year-old at Jeffrey Epstein’s NY home, but was forced to drop the case after receiving multiple death threats. Her sworn court testimony was public recorded. Trump didn't sue her for defamation.