Thinking of my fellow Spartans, my sparrow ER family, and trauma surgeons. Heartbroken is an understatement

if u see me with my scrub shirt untucked just know I’m going through it

“do one thing every day that scares you” ok today i got out of bed

Pet Peeve: watching make up videos and they put their foundation on with their HANDS.

State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.

Oh yes, waking up in a panic at 4 am over a run on sentence in your personal statement that’s already been submitted is totally normal

If a hot dog is a sandwich, is a Nissen a sandwich?

Lol, when you find out they want to increase your rent by > $300 a month

Disappointed by the post Easter candy selection on the hospital floors this year

Me trying to get into #LoveIsBlindLIVE right now

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

i’m not gossiping i’m creating folklore

trauma surgery origin story part 1 Dr. Glaucomflecken

Um I’m sorry … what

Post the size of your 🍆 using Sopranos memes/pics only!

Flashback to med3 surg clerkship Surgeon: Being unique doesn’t make someone useful Me: Oh wow very profound, was that Tolstoy? Surgeon, taken aback: OK who are you Me: Not unique or useful but I am funny Resident: A joke wont save someones life Me: Yet here you are -end-

Even *the Pope* blames anesthesia for postoperative symptoms. 🤔😉 abcnews.go.com/International/…

Me waiting at the predetermined spot for my senior resident to come and pick me up