(walking up to don quixote) hi i’m a huge fan don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?

oh my god 🖤🖤🖤

United feature to "duel" people for their seat

I've been working with my extraordinary team at Apple in the development of custom tooling for real-time experiences. Today we've had the privilege to launch the results of our collaboration in the Product Tour modal from the  Vision Pro website. apple.com/apple-vision-p…

Sasha Chapin “True terror is to wake up one morning and realize that your high school class is running the country.” -Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"I hope this email finds you well". How the email finds me:

I really appreciate how they added an “s” to “http” after they invented HTTP 2.0, to indicate that there was more than one of them.

Every day we stray closer to the lawsuit

Recently re-read this. So good. I'm that middle class kid. I had my one throw, but now trying to afford more tickets for more throws, through things like freelancing. All the while just hoping I'll never have to go back to working at the carnival.

Tired: "It depends" Wired: "The same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg"

This is incredibly naughty and I love it

Routine

i wonder what it would be like to make software for one person, one family

had a short discussion yesterday about regretful browser decisions made back in 1993

This is a good gag

Continuing our efforts on the development of real-time experiences across Apple.com pages, today we have launched 3D viewers for iPhone 15 and iPhone 15 Pro. Check them out live at: 👉 apple.com/iphone-15/ 👉 apple.com/iphone-15-pro/ apple.com/iphone-15-pro/

Linus Torvalds on his net worth. pretty based tbh

“Dad what was jQuery like?”