BREAKING: Man Utd’s list of summer transfer targets has been leaked. The leaks confirm the club are interested in signing Frenkie De Jong, Antony, Jurrien Timber, Lisandro Martinez, Jari Litmanen, Wesley Sneijder, Michael Van Gerwen and Tiesto.

Just these decisions by the ref. I’ve done my best not to be biased like our goal wasn’t a corner

Anyone got a spare for Salford on Saturday?

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Greatest thing I’ve seen

The Famous Four joined the Accrington fans today at Oakwell. They were singing about going to Wembley most of the game, must a group of them going to watch England in March because they’re gonna get rolled off Bolton in the 🍕 Cup.

💬 “We’ve agreed with all three clubs that they can all stay." Paul Simpson on the loan deals of Lewis Bell, Sam Fishburn and Max Kilsby 👇 carlisleunited.co.uk/news/2023/janu…

Stuart fucking broad🤣

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Paul Simpson spotted in Blackpool walkabout Carlisle United

9 year wait, promotion push from the off💙 UTB💙 Carlisle United

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Zach Johnson just becomes a bigger cunt every day he’s on this earth. Now coming out saying the USA team isn’t well cos they got dicked on in day 1. Get to fuck ya prick 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺

ETH is up there with one of the worst managers we’ve had. This team is up there with the worst we’ve had. Surely he’s on borrowed time. #MUFC

BREAKING: Carlisle United have announced Castle Sports Group as the new owners of the club 🇺🇸🤝

Any season ticket holders for #CUFC not using their ticket for Blackpool (Away). Would be grateful for one of my mates. Please get in touch!

Any oasis tickets for sale😂