I reserve my good music for Sunday nights

I have an ongoing beef with big razor rn. I’m talking to you guys MANSCAPED Philips Norelco

This is actually insane, $77 to get angled up

Sometimes at work I forget that I’m not doing actual work and feel like I’m working so hard and then come out of my trance to realize I’ve gone too far down the rabbit hole

Aj soprano is such a plug

If you shop at byerlys you’re actually a muppet 😭

I prefer to pee sitting down these days. It’s a nice way to escape reality for a brief moment

If we can’t say say anything else, at least we can say that

It’s bigger than rap💯

Name one thing that is bigger in Texas.

A STANDING O FOR OVI AS HE MAKES HISTORY!

Curled up by the fire place, with a glass of red, watching Josh block crash out videos

What’s gonna happen when there’s a real tornado on the first Wednesday of the month around noon

Why is this how DoorDash drivers communicate. Guy presented himself like a magician

I didn’t know what real music was until I listened to jelly roll

It seems like Bobby Boucher is just Ed gein if instead of murdering people he decided to play middle linebacker and light people up instead

Dudes will be a hot sauce sommeliers just to put it on their microwaved fish sticks

Being a man is not about being strong and responsible. It’s about sending instagram reels to your friends during the work day