.Sammy G

Mostly drunk kind of stoned

It’s my cat’s birthday 🎂

A new species of monkey, Trachypithecus popa, has been discovered by scientists in Myanmar. Secluding themselves in the wild, they have white circles around their eyes and their fur is a trendy ‘granny grey’.

If you hate the Pope bc he’s too “liberal” ... I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

I have never made a decision that didnt fuck me over for a minimum of 6 months

There’s no one I disapprove of or root for more than myself

me when i meet the inventor of garlic bread

Happy bday little sis can’t believe you’re finally smarter than me 🔥💙🔥💙

the fact that grad school is more than just telling people that i’m in grad school is heinous

being an adult sucks cuz when u were a kid if u wanted attention you could just start crying, now you have to go to grad school

Gator Nation, do you want to rock this Let's Get Rowdy T-shirt? Like and RT this to win!! (We will DM winners) #GoGators

My buzz is high, my expectations low

my daughter is gonna be so mad when i name her ana (short for xanax)

Tonight we ride. 🆚 LSU 🎸 #TomPettyDay 📍 The Swamp 🕖 7:00 p.m. ET 📺 @ESPN 📻 Gators Sports Network from Learfield 📱 floridagators.com/publications/f… #GoGators | #jOURney

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

attending the last final show of the first US leg of the eras tour 😍