Fuck, marry, kill: Mrs Meyers, scrub mommy, dr bronner

Bev Geske Fuck, marry, kill: earth, wind, and fire

If I fill my water bottle with brita water in the morning, then when it’s half gone I fill it up at the water fountain at work throughout the day, how much (if any) of my water is brita water by the end of the day? Ship of Theseus ass moment

hitting the pen before meeting my gf’s parents

what’s more culturally significant, the renaissance or the who’s rock and roll circus performance?

“We all love to rub our feet together in bed at night ok?” - casey simonds

Just got a sponsored Walmart ad for a leech

“Vietnam was pretty brutal, and Afghanistan was pretty brutal…and the time between that wasn’t great either” - random dude in the bar

asking a group chat full of beautiful 25 year old women if they have ever heard of Burger King

two of my beloved heroes with big birthdays today: Bob Dylan (30) and Bev Geske (83).

Alright Albany 🐊 📸: Jesse Kornbluth

To me, all snowmen are abominable. Man's image is sacred

Ringo Starr's All-Starr Band in 1989 with Dr. John, Clarence Clemons, Billy Preston, Rick Danko, Joe Walsh, Nils Lofgren, Levon Helm and Jim Keltner.

Bev Geske So you mean this

'Up & Up' takes you on a journey, hopping in and out of different decades and influences. couponsy scheme got it right on their sophomore album getalternative.com/album-review-c…

The weather app has extra emojis…and brother? I want em

My buddy who works at Area 51 said squidward is real and they test medicines on him

and a short time to be there. thanks for your life Phil.

no one tell Cher about my other songs

Bob Dylan's Eulogy for George Harrison