Let me bring this back for a third time.

Under 30s can now register to get their first Covid vaccine using the link below. 👇 register.vacs.nhs.scot

Me: why have I been feeling so sluggish and demotivated and like I just want to go back to bed instead of doing anything Glasgow: 37,000th day of lockdown; 10 millionth day of rain

Size of that dandelion

ahh I see Darren Grimes is trending

We will be stanning Shannon from Fife come hell or high water I wanty see that 50k gettin taken all the way back to the kingdom to be spunked in Lourenzos

If anyone has any information please get in touch we are desperately worried.

Sometimes Twitter is worth the admission fee

you’re not Tony Montana mate you’re a pedo

Missing Person: Cat Gaskell left her house in Newton Farm, Cambuslang at 8pm last night, and has not been home since. Please look out for Cat and share this photo for awareness.

BREAKING: A Metropolitan Police officer who was in the same unit as PC Wayne Couzens has tonight been charged with the rape of a woman in September last year. PC David Carrick, 46, will appear in court tomorrow morning.

crazy how girls are now getting spiked via injection and people are still pushing the narrative that it’s a woman’s responsibility to have to look after herself rather than enjoy a night out

‼️PLEASE SHARE/RT‼️ Missing Glasgow/Ayrshire. Rowan Dunsmore. If seen please contact police Scotland on 101 inc no 3899 of 26/10/2021 #MissingPerson #missingscotland #missingpersonscotland #missingpersonglasgow #Glasgow #Glasgowwestend

I must have no brain because I see a fucking donkey

One of the most bizarre transitions I’ve ever seen a politician make. Just watch Australian MP Bob Katter.