When your other half is Spanish & it’s Spanish week at the Lidl.

Everything reminds me of him

People have been imagining what Matt Le Tissier is thinking here – 17 premier leaguers
thepoke.com/2024/04/10/peo…

'And I'll tell you another thing - they always make it rain when I'm having a barbecue.'

When lunch waves at you

10yo waited for me to cook his tea before telling me he doesn’t like rice anymore.

'Rob's in the garden doing some sort of craft work with the kids.'

We’re out out

Me showing my son that the thing he says he absolutely can’t find is in fact right next to him.

I’ve just stood on an upturned plug, in case you were wondering what that shouty noise was.

When the bus doesn’t slow down even though you’ve stuck your hand out.

You’d be surprised how many I times I can press print before I realise it’s the wrong printer.

[creating printers]
God: How can we make life more difficult for everyone?

Kate Middleton breaks cover: Smiling Princess of Wales is pictured with Prince William during visit to farm shop in image that will silence the conspiracy theorists.

My mum has just rung me on WhatsApp to tell me she doesn’t know how to use WhatsApp.

A quick game of hide the flake.

I'm telling my kids this is Donald Trump.