Woke up and looked at the date and was like “oh it’s naoimi’s birthday!!! Some things you just never forget… happy birthday Nomes!!! Miss you lots nomes❃

Bruh I hope this goes viral .. I spent way too much time hiding this nigga ........ aight..... Where’s Waldo ?

Cheat Code Wav Nobody: Me when I found Waldo

Chips just making new flavors out of other types of chips should be a crime

Hey y’all! Please support one of the most special people in my life on this if you can….And please. Please get yourself vaccinated. gofundme.com/f/jmeun?utm_so…

did it hurt? when u pumped ur own gas

Magic Schoolbus premiered today 27 YEARS AGO

My father drives for door dash and it sickens me how often people do not tip. These drivers are doing your errands for you when you either don’t have the time or just don’t feel like it. The fees you pay do not go to your driver. Tip those who do you a service.

I just got a painting to someone and he said him and his wife enjoyed it and received it exactly how I intended it to be sat with and I’m just like totally over the moon. So seldom do we effectively communicate and so beautiful the feeling when it happens.

*record scratch* *freeze frame*

riac I knew that shit was a fucking blanket

I have not cheered in 7 years. SEVEN. How is that possible?

It’s #turtleszn so I return to Twitter to advise all of you to pay attention when driving and BRAKE for turtles

I have a bug bite on the bottom of each foot. Who did I piss off?

Prayers for the Hammock family 💔 Rest In Peace our sweet little orca Silas 🐳 👼

we're so cute 🥹🦆

All the Disney Parks announcements made at Destination D: 🚀 First look at the ride vehicle for the Avengers e-ticket ride coming to DCA, which is inspired by Tony Stark’s time suits, can use Xandarian jump points, and employs Wakandan technology to travel through the

Journey of Water at EPCOT looks pretty neat x.com/atorwulfu/stat…