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Daddy, I just pooped and it was at least a foot long! -- guess I should get these kids some fiber.

If an article with a list in it is called a listicle, what is an article with a test in it called?

Daddy, you get mad fast! What is patience? adivorceddad.com/?p=368

Daddy, if you looked up "impatient" in the dictionary it would say your name.

Kids: Where's Mr. Bunny? He's not in his cage! I lied: The Easter bunny needed more recruits.

I only deserve to be grateful adivorceddad.com/?p=412

Dad's guide to 20 teenage girl slangs. I'm confused with #12 adivorceddad.com/?p=435

Dad, do they speak with a British accent in New England? #parentfail #poorlyeducated

Earl I put a link to your video on reddit. so funny! keep up the good work dad! reddit.com/r/videos/comme…

Earl It's my top post ever, so thank you for being a wuss ;)

This made me laugh too hard. --> Father daughter time featuring: The Conjuring - go.shr.lc/1pCC8Oi

Father daughter time featuring: The Conjuring. Also featuring the best video ever: go.shr.lc/1pCC8Oi via Earl

Earl You bet. I'm going to see how my 4 y/o reacts to The Conjuring now.

@kirasabin You're very welcome. Keep up the good work, Kira. :)

Yes, I remarried adivorceddad.com/?p=450

Just love the drawings Seth Hippen does on his kids lunch bags every Friday. whizbangbags.tumblr.com