.twitNERD I didn't give you permission to tweet in my name. You suck and I just reported you.

Waiter, I think there's something in my apple. ift.tt/1JHMqHo

"'Is Your Child Vaccinated?' is the New 'Do You Have a Gun in the House?'" -- new post from Dave Lesser bit.ly/1yNLWMk

New Post: My Wife Wrote a Guest Post (Spoiler Alert: She Loves Me Too) dlvr.it/8JHLmd

Post written by the beautiful Beth Blauer: "My Wife Wrote a Guest Post (Spoiler Alert: She Loves Me Too)" bit.ly/1wFhRJm

I loved that #throwlikeagirl commercial so much, I'm going to buy whatever it is they're selling!

"Discovering wonder through children’s eyes" | About letting kids decide where to go. From @outdoorswithdad bit.ly/1wZAA2q

It's good that he's such a smart kid, but the most important thing is that he's a happy kid. ift.tt/1D77Mfv

Dear LEGO, I hope you get a chance to read John Willey's post on @HuffPostParents: huffingtonpost.com/john-willey/a-…

I haven't put that one up yet? The picture of Madeline in the magic castle? ift.tt/1zZsyhQ

In case you missed it, my wife wrote a beautiful guest post bit.ly/1C6T3Q2

Chemo Talk - eepurl.com/bdOSin

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Welcome! ift.tt/1Aofeny

OK. So far one tree down in the front. Missed a friend's car by inches, but probably hit the house. Or not. I'm not going out to check...

So many "don't smoke" responses to Dan Carr's death--shows how pervasive #lungcancer stigma is. Pls don't blame patients. #stigmakills

The Prime Directive - as it applies to parenting -- from The Dadinator: bit.ly/1Epp2ev

May 2014. In the ambulance. Still had no idea. ift.tt/1AaByPB

My deepest condolences to Zoë Keating, one of the first people who approached me after my lung cancer diagnosis. So sorry for your loss.

THANK YOU! I wish there were a vid of the speech, so I could see just how badly I did, but for now I'll pretend it was adequate #Dad2Summit