Getting the shit kicked out of me in the parking lot for hustling Big Buck Hunter

Felix and Jarvis

The Man, DeLorean

Joely Rodriguez, you are the Mass Mutual Homie of the Week™

Griffith? The charismatic leader of the Band of the Hawk?

Coming into tonight Illinois had the fifth best offense of ALL TIME as measured by KenPom.

UConn has, to put it delicately, “fucked their shit up tremendously”

“Thanks for watching CBS Sports as the UConn Huskies face their toughest test yet on their road to repeat as national champions. Let’s meet the opponents standing in their way tonight—aaaaaand UConn has beaten them to death with hammers. Thanks for tuning in”

Seeing Bobby Dalbec in the redsox lineup is like seeing a cryptid

We joke around and the memes ARE funny, especially bc Ohtani is a dodger, but we really don’t know the facts & it’s unfair to judge him when he could be the victim as there’s a drive to deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run and so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame

Hereditary (2018)

Ladies Love Orenthal James

If we all kill each other with jackets that say 'The Tickleboys' on them they'll call these 'The Tickleboy Murders' forever and ever.

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For no reason, here's Ramiro Mendoza in a tux

Usher is a man of the people. He doesn't need a stage.

Happy Easter Xbox

Does no one love JJ Watt? How do they let him go on TV with hair like that?