Hazing the Transylvanian kid in our frat by making him eat this

Great new-wave/power-pop from 1981

youtu.be/gaISlwGElt4?si…

In the liberal gym lifting woke weights

Love going outside and seeing a short stout dude and a tall skinny dude hanging out. They probably get up to all kinds of adventures.

My favorite Prince song is “When Doug Cries”

guy on twitter who can’t read good and believes the CIA has a cyclops

Check this guy out when you get the chance

open.spotify.com/artist/3TVXtAs…

Steve Jobs started Apple in his garage Bill Gates started Microsoft in his garage and now I am starting my car, in my garage

put in a neutral word for me, i want to be on the radar but i don't want any expectations

Prepared for either outcome

If I were a crab I would be flattered by imitation crab

There’s no way

You can’t be introducing yourself like that, man

Slogan I just came up with for big tobacco:

“Smoking: the new breathing ™”

Barbershop with this on the wall

SHOCKING: NEW YORK EARTHQUAKE CAUGHT ON CAMERA

There’s a Beach Boys song about exactly this

open.spotify.com/track/1YepXGyu…

Excuse me waiter there’s pussy in my bio