If you want to watch Americans slaughtered for the sake of owning a weapon of war, you are an enemy of Americans. That’s it. That’s the tweet. #VeteransVsTheNRA

Raquel and Sandoval ability to place blame on everyone but themselves and attempt to appear as the victims is impressive. Disgusting but impressive. #VanderpumpRules

Are Taylor swift fans okay? Everything I ever hear about them is A. Against my will and B. Completely unhinged.

In honor of the hunger games renaissance I have finally learned how to do the Katniss braid at 28 years old.

i just think that if i had even a fraction of the wealth either of them had i would not spend my days drooling over a keyboard about how the most marginalized people in the world are oppressing me actually

listen up, stupids: Donald Trump told you the FBI planted documents. you believed that lie. then he told you that he did take the documents, but he declassified them with his mind. you believed that lie. then he told you that he returned everything. you believed that lie. then he

Colleen ballinger…oof…

NOT A DRAG QUEEN, A PASTOR

Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr GOP: So go to college W: I can't afford $100K tuition GOP: Take out loans W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest GOP: No one forced you to go to college W: But you just said— Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY! GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

When I have to decide what’s for dinner

“Welcome to the first day of school everyone. Let’s do introductions.” My name is Dan “Ooh it says here ‘Daniel’” I go by Dan “OK I’ll have to call your parents and let them know”

listen up, stupids: John McCain lost his election and fucked off back to Congress. Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off back to Congress. Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home. Al Gore challenged the results in ONE STATE, and when he lost, he

Class act 👏👏