haven’t even left my house and i already wanna go home

please stop going to concerts and posting the entire thing on your story

Gnight from future scenes you haven’t met yet; This is a neighbor This is a friend This is a kid you know This is a loved one This is a beloved hobby This is your pet This is a rainbow This is a life that is possible This is them waiting, grateful for you

some of y’all didn’t make up dance routines w ur cousins n it shows

Happy birthday, man. I have kind of a weird present for you this year. Proud of it. #HamiltonPR

break up with your girlfriend she’s cheating on you every Thursday in the projection room above the auditorium with Shane Oman

most whales are pretty good about drinking enough water

despite going through a massive amount of water each month, most whale's water bills are surprisingly reasonable

do girls know that everyone can tell when they whiten their teeth in photos

My husband doesn’t believe that it’s bad for your hair to wash it everyday & that I’m fcking weird for skipping a day So girls, for the love of god, please help me out: ‘RT’ if you don’t wash your hair everyday ‘Like’ if you do

Luke: I’m the one Hannah: #TheBachelorette

do you like him or does he just treat you with the barest of bare minimum levels of basic human decency and respect for the first time in your life

Someone please take away my debit card

Lights up... #InTheHeightsMovie

it’s the first episode of the season and i already hate Hannah Ann #TheBachelor

Cookout is the Cheesecake Factory of fast food restaurants