why as a Chipotle worker are you telling the lady at the register I got double chicken

something to take the edge off

Pretty tough words for someone buying eclairs

Last of my family name

I thought tequila was gon make her freaky, she beat my ass last night

Your heart could never be mine

I’m not an asshole I’m just shy

Cant miss what you never had

Sometimes I still hear him crying

*squeezes my shoulders* “oh yeah you’re gonna give me big babies. dare I say perfect for breeding?”

Do it afraid

How’a bout you just shut the fuck up?

Such a red flag when the man has an opinion on baby names 🙄

You’re a hurricane & im into stormy weather

A new broom may sweep clean but an old broom knows where the dirt is

You hate me cause I got what you need

I love the life I found with you

I’ll hang around as long as you will let me

You only smile like that when you’re drinking