when I realize that the Lord of the Rings films are turning twenty this year

I love saying “Absolutely not” Saying “No” just isn’t dramatic enough for me

Why do so many of my ex-boyfriends look like Angelica's dad from Rugrats?

Coronavirus restrictions are being eased way too quickly

if i were a 400 year old immortal vampire, i would simply not enrol in a local high school

sorry but this is so funny.. like 11 years and none of the pop girls could beat SUSAN BOYLE

It’s amazing how I’ve actually come to this point in my life where I prefer being single 😂 All these jokes I used to make about living alone with a million cats genuinely seems like bliss 😌

Best look of the night hands down #MetGala

No offense to the Von Trapps but if I go to a lavish party and seven kids just start singing about how they have to go to bed, I’m using that time to refill my drink.

I will forever stan Boromir #LOTR

I swear every time the Shire music plays and Samwise opens his goddamn mouth I burst into tears 🥺 #LOTR

And mew, and mew, and mew, you're gonna love me!

What do you do when your upstairs neighbour won’t stop arguing with her boyfriend? Ma’am it’s 1am and some of us have work in the morning 🥲

Well that’s better!

well i for one think it’s high time that we ALL stop IGNORING the fact that baby tapirs

Me to Boris

Ffs Downing Street has had more parties in a week than I’ve had in a year.