CAREFUL SPONGEBOB , CAREFUL SPONGEBOB, CAREFUL SPONGEBOB, CAREFULLLL SPONGEBOOOOBBB!!!

white ppl talking about they hear the saxophones playing like no bruh you hear them banjos

hamburger help us

faith is knowing you gonna be okay regardless

Church doesn’t get enough credit for raising top tier musicians

I love that blonde-gray hair color that old rich black women do. I’m coming, my baby!

I like people who find a way. There is always a way.

Get away from me.❤️

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

🙋‍♀️ & I most definitely use mine

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

What do you want for your birthday? Me:

“the villain could be hiding anywhere” the villains lair:

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

Cinco de Mayo fall on a taco Tuesday…How you say “bounce that ASS just like yo friend do” in Spanish ?

From my dad, I learned that real men do not complain about being providers. They actually like being one.

women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally, and I'm not going to argue about that.

me and somebody’s dad at work

More money more problems