My mom really has everything. I ordered some chairs & she said “girl cancel that. I got 16 brand new chairs outside”

Just here to let yall know my birthday tomorrow 🤸🏾‍♀️

Somebody said “she gay, he gay”

Ready For The World - Oh Sheila

Just took a BC Powder. Time to drink!

My brother just showed up in the same color as me. He do this every year 😭

I am drunk. Happy birthday to me 🤸🏾‍♀️

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he was born with it

I’m still in bed. Champagne took me out 😵

I canceled dinner plans because of the rain and now the rain is gone.

Thank you!!!

I had a great birthday. All I did was lay down and now I’m about to have cake for breakfast.

Just had the best hot stone massage by a very sweet black lady 🥰 we talked about our daughters and she said if my baby wants to learn any techniques to give her a call!

It’s always something. How my card get stuck in the ATM machine 😭

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