Me explaining to Iran that I don’t have any problems with them and my beef is with America too x.com/MomoMaicon/sta…

*7 minutes after getting kidnapped during world war 3* me:

“I’ll just get gas in the morning”

This dog hit the “woah” better than some of you 🤷🏽‍♂️

Por dios es el mejor tiktok que vi, toy muerta de amor😍

i have tested positive for being a cutie patootie

😂😂😂 my friend at the end was super drunk 😂😂

to my future bridesmaids... i promise your dresses will not be ugly. xoxo

candles burning in a clean home is my favorite type of peace and comfort.

Fuck is wrong with these bitches 😒

why’s this the funniest thing I’ve seen