legends never die

Should’ve put the hat on lame ass nigga

“Sometimes I wish my eyeballs could take screenshots for you” - my lovely girlfriend Ry

When you ain’t seen the sunshine in three damn days

Morgan Wallen after letting the liquor talk last night

This man, by law, is now the President of the United States of America

nothing more american than missing your target and mortar striking civilians 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

“How the fuck you miss a whole hunnid shots?”

“Should I resign, nigga?” - Joe Biden

DJU when he has to throw the ball more than 5 yards down the field

If you’re getting married this weekend, you are what’s wrong with this country.

🚨Ballot drop boxes with completed votes have just been set on fire in Vancouver, WA and Portland, OR. Expect more wild stuff this week. Stay vigilant.

If Baker Mayfield did this today it would’ve started World War III

Trump took time at the Super Bowl to meet with special needs kids The media will never show you this

Me, watching USA vs Canada hockey, in the 4 Nations Face Off tonight, after not knowing the 4 Nations Face Off even existed 7 days ago

A friendly reminder for our brothers and sisters up north. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🔊President Trump's Phone Call with @USAHockey "I just want to wish you a lot of luck. You really are a skilled group of people. It's an honor to talk to you… We love you guys. We'll be watching tonight. Bring it home." #4Nations

Give me the couplabeers