pizza will never start rumors pizza will never cheat on you pizza will never hurt you pizza will always be there pizza is better than you

mom: what are you gonna bring to thanksgiving dinner me: my negative attitude and sparkling personality

dating me is like dating a sour patch kid

my lips are so soft

Morning! pic.x.com/csgSW8H6aq

mood: pic.x.com/yXQH5a83V4

if ur a dead potato

Mood: x.com/TweetLikeAGirI…

if tv shows ruined your life

rt if you dont know what it feels like to be wanted

A change of heart // The 1975