People, peep hole, pee pole

Not enough people are talking about this

I'm in my tank top era

Gina Ekiss, designer of the Solo Jazz cup (circa 1990)

Man, if only I had a dollar for every time I did the thing I did the most in my life. That would statistically be the best deal for me

Pretty much the coolest shit that has ever happened to me in my entire life

"what's all this then?" is a REALLY good British opener when entering a room. Just a thought I was having

Seeing this parked outside of your work is probably a good omen, right?

This pic of Chris Eccleston from the others looks like when you're the one person who smokes at an event and someone happens upon you

ALL LIFES MATTER t shirt but it's in reference to LIFE cereal because people talk about CINNAMON LIFE way too much and they have something called MIGHTY LIFE now and I'm being paid to promote it and--oh wait I'm just now being told that no we're not making the t shirt

Call me stupid but when someone on TV falls down and hits their head I gasp

The best thing about batteries is that you can hit them and they will start working again. Or actually my favorite thing is taking them out of a thing and then putting them back in the thing and then the thing starts working again

No one ever talks about how futile it can feel to try and untie a takeout bag. It's not even weakness, it's like an inability to navigate the knot, and the pinching, and the food is just sitting there. I'll be completely honest with you, it has a man reaching for a knife

This clip of Jan Hammer performing Crockett’s Theme live is some of the hardest shit I’ve ever seen

I'm seeing a lot of Timothée Chalamet slander on the timeline today and I must respectfully request you watch Marty Supreme before mindlessly latching onto these awful takes

(texting craigslist buyer from my blimp) I'm above

Crazy that there's gore: disgusting, awful And then there's Al Gore: flew on a plane with him once, he flies Southwest, he was A1 though so it's not like he's just some nobody, he definitely is a special man who has done a lot for this country and if bush didn't steal the electi